Friday, April 22, 2016

Please Buy That Hot Tub at a Hot Tub Show! (A Must Read)


We at Hot Tub Tony’s encourage everyone who’s thinking of going to a hot tub or home show to bring your checkbook and plop down big bucks for fake discounts on a no-name hot tub with no local dealer or customer service to help when it breaks down.


You see, we make a lot of money fixing hot tubs from other brands and dealers.  It’s a cash cow!  Not only do they not service the tub, most of the other dealers in the area only service the hot tubs that they sell.  And there’s nothing like a high-pressure pitch to get customers into hot water before they make an informed decision.


Some people just won’t go for it.  They see through the inflated prices and imaginary markdowns that pay for the convention center, the innumerable commercials, commissions and travel expenses for the slick salespeople who will tell you anything to get the sale.  That’s okay, too.


After a spa show, we get a lot of traffic from people who didn’t fall for the scam.  They realize the peace of mind and REAL discounts they can get from a reputable dealer with hundreds of happy local customers.  Someone who will help them should they ever need it, with chemicals, water testing, accessories and other fun backyard products like grills, furniture, saunas and more.  We’ve been here for years and there’s a reason for that.


But if you’re in a real hurry and feel like being hosed, a hot tub show is the perfect place for that.  Make sure you bring a pile of cash, a raincoat and some waders because it can get pretty deep!





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